LIKE SHIT THROUGH A TIN HORN
There are questions, like: how is shit pushed through a tin horn? For what purposes in West Virginia is shit introduced into a tin horn, and how often and for what economies? Is the tin horn/shitpushing a ceremonial thing, or a festive prank? Does Nick Saban, or anyone else fluent with this phrase, aware that tin would actually be one of the better metals for this kind of activity, chemically speaking? Is this less literal, or more figurative, as in "shit through a contemptible person?