DON'T FIGHT AT RESTAURANTS, BUT IF YOU DO, FIGHT AT THESE
Because it's the week of Georgia's biggest home game, Bulldog receiver Isaiah McKenzie went to Chili's on a Monday night and allegedly said some threatening things to a fellow student. McKenzie hasn't been arrested at this time, nor has he been the subject of any punishment from Mark Richt, so it may be that there's nothing much to this. That doesn't mean we can't collectively learn two things from the incident.
First, don't start fights in restaurants. Restaurants are where we go to seek solace from the world's troubles, to drown the stress of work and family life in au jus and fill the empty tombs of our souls with chocolate lava cake.