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THE CURIOUS INDEX DEMANDS YOU RESPECT GROCERY STORE ETIQUETTE

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MATH IS FOR WINNERS. Bill C. is one of those winners (please just ignore the whole Missouri fan thing this season) and he has all the data you could possibly want for Bama-Clemson. Highlights include:

- Alabama's offense regularly enjoys great field position; Clemson's is more efficient and better at finishing drives off
- Clemson's defense: smothering on standard downs, average on passing downs
- Alabama's defense: just smothering all the time, they're the worst kind of parent, let me grow and develop I'm 27 goddammit

HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID. Jim Harbaugh uses Twitter in some.