ARIZONA: Promising 6-0 start is derailed by three losses in a row to Colorado, Washington State, and Washington, leading to Rich Rodriguez developing a fear of Husky Buff Cougars that Arizona State uses to its advantage by inviting Brigitte Nielsen to the Territorial Cup coin toss.
ARIZONA STATE: Win every game that's played on a Saturday, so their only losses are to Oregon (fine) annnnnnnnd New Mexico (definitely not fine).
CAL: Jared Goff breaks the single season passing record with 5900 yards. The Bears go 5-7.
COLORADO: A series of medical equipment thefts and bizarre graffiti messages declaring things like "PASS WITH YOUR HEART, NOT YOUR HANDS" and "DEATH IS A TURNOVER; WHOEVER CAUSES MORE WINS" lead Colorado administrators to a terrifying discovery - Dan Hawkins still has a working keycard.