Are you a fan of Iowa, or Notre Dame, or UCLA, or Florida State, or Miami, who's tired of hearing us be so repeatedly negative about your beloved Hawkeyes/Irish/Bruins/Seminoles/Hurricanes?
Apparently, Spencer's so broken by this season that he's gone into a completely new and unfamiliar state: optimism! You are right to find this deeply unsettling. We ask that if you see Spencer in the wild, you do not approach him and you immediately call Animal Control. He will not hurt you, though he may try to sleep in your hammock.