We were somewhere near Central Avenue, on the edge of the Green Lot, when the beers began to take hold. I remember saying something like-
Wait, no, I'm not going to do it this way. Let's back up.
If you know me, my writing, or my Twitter screaming, you may well know that I'm a twice-grad of the University of Cincinnati, and a proud and devoted Bearcats fan. What the hell am I doing at a Louisville Cardinals tailgate? Louisville has had no more frequent opponent in football than the Bearcats; the Bearcats have only played Miami of Ohio more frequently.