BECAUSE LIKE IT OR NOT, THEY'RE GETTING REPACKAGED AND SOLD TO YOU
The 1990s, that be-flannelled, grungified, confusing decade when a demographically significant portion of EDSBS readership formed its first formative sexual memories, is roaring back into the public consciousness as those same 90s kids age into profitable adult consumers.
There's been a string of hits recently - the forthcoming revival of the not-nearly-as-good-as-you-remember-it-and-you-probably-don't-even-remember-it-as-good sitcom Full House, the imminent return of the gas station's fanciest imported beverage Clearly Canadian, and now, the biggest news: word broke yesterday that a fan campaign to revive famously-short-lived Crystal Pepsi might actually have succeeded.