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REAL MASCOT SECRETS: THE CEREAL KILLING

[scene: the cereal aisle of a supermarket, late at night. Every night, after customers and employees have all left, the cereal box mascots come to life in a magical Toy Story/Night At The Museum type scenario. They’ve got their own society, and it’s magical.]

LUCKY THE LEPRECHAUN: HOLY SHIT YOU KILLED HIM

[the mascots are gathered around the lifeless, bloodied body of Toucan Sam. Fruit Loops are scattered around the scene]

SONNY, THE CUCKOO BIRD: [sobbing] I didn’t mean to! He just pushed me too far!

SNAP: He was just teasing you!

CRACKLE: He’s a jokester!