[scene: the cereal aisle of a supermarket, late at night. Every night, after customers and employees have all left, the cereal box mascots come to life in a magical Toy Story/Night At The Museum type scenario. They’ve got their own society, and it’s magical.]
LUCKY THE LEPRECHAUN: HOLY SHIT YOU KILLED HIM
[the mascots are gathered around the lifeless, bloodied body of Toucan Sam. Fruit Loops are scattered around the scene]
SONNY, THE CUCKOO BIRD: [sobbing] I didn’t mean to! He just pushed me too far!
SNAP: He was just teasing you!
CRACKLE: He’s a jokester!