THEY WILL NEVER NEED PHOTO ID OR BE ASKED TO STAND TRIAL, SO WHAT IS THE POINT OF NAMING THEM
Because nobody stopped me, I put together a quiz in which you have to list the name of every FBS mascot, with the following provisos:
- We're only doing costumed mascots; live mascots deserve names because Bevo is not the only steer in the world.
- We did not include mascots who share the school's nickname. Apologies to the Duke Blue Devil, the Penn State Nittany Lion, and Mr. Commodore.
- If a school has more than one costumed mascot, we only included the original.