I'M JUST ASKING TO OCCASIONALLY ENJOY A GAME PLAYED BY LARGE CHILDREN
Dear Jim Harbaugh,
First, thanks for moving on from that whole "I sort of implied I was in your house" thing. I was not, because I require food at a rate you would almost certainly notice if it were stolen from your refrigerator and you were in California at the time and that is far.
Anyway:
Today is my birthday. I am 28 years old.
And I have one simple request.
Please make college football not terrible for me on a personal level.