To those of you who have grasped for reasons why Mississippi State might upset Alabama this week, you should know: nope. "But they're in Starkville!" No. "Alabama might be worn out from playing LSU!" Right, cause that was such a physical battle. "Dak Prescott might be the best quarterback in the SEC!" Stop it. "The Bulldogs have a reasonably competent pass defense and they don't turn the ball over!" You're still doing it. "Anything can ha-"
(Kansas, though? Mayb-nah, nope to that, too.)