HEY, BUDDY. IT'S TIME WE HAD THE TALK.
Hey, kiddo! Man, you've been growing up so fast lately. I remember when you were barely tall enough to reach the sink, and we'd spend all Saturday talking about how good Nebraska was going to be in the Big Ten. It feels like yesterday! But you're not that little kid anymore, and I know you have some questions about what that means.
Is Iowa undefeated because of something I did?
No! You're a really good kid, and I don't want you to think this is your fault.