THE SADDEST HATE WEEK
What has become of you, Hate Week? You used to be strong and mean, an angry beast to be reckoned with. You would determine whole seasons, deciding which Sneetches would enjoy a feast of human despair and which would be on the carving table. (In this example, Tennessee fans are the Sneetches with stars on their bellies, for obvious reasons.) I mean, just look at some of the knives Holly and Spencer stuck into each other in the 2007 Hate Week piece.
From Spencer, to Holly:
I will set you up on a blind date with Andy Dick.