Starting from upper left corner and working generally around:
- The Michigan State fan. Loud. Grumpy. Aggrieved. Might have long hair long after it was considered fashionable or advisable, but does not recognize any accepted definition of either. Feeds on disrespect and meats. Classified: Is secretly also just the Michigan fan, but pre-Ann Arbor indoctrination.
- The Road. Eating each other for no benefit but survival in gruesome, grey circumstances devoid of life is a mood, and that mood is Michigan/Michigan State. As in the book, Michigan/Michigan State did feature the eating of a baby at one point.