There is a price for everything, and these are ours. All prices involve being filmed for consumption on social and streaming media platforms.
TAKING A FIVE STEP DROP AND GETTING SACKED AT FULL GAME SPEED: $7,000
Figuring in emergency room costs, lost work time, and pain and suffering. Seven grand isn’t a lot in the larger scheme of things, but as a conservative sum of the possible damage done, I’d take it. That’d clear off a credit card and pay for a nice weekend away from the kids where I could sip beverages through a straw by a pool.