LOUISVILLE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT OFFICIAL #1: Boy, it has been a difficult few years for the University of Louisville’s athletic programs.
OFFICIAL #2: It really has. And things were going so well there for a while!
OFFICIAL #1: We were invited to join the ACC, elevating our athletic and academic profile!
OFFICIAL #2: The UofL mens’ basketball team won the NCAA tournament in 2013!
OFFICIAL #1: It was all downhill from there, though.
OFFICIAL #2: A member of the men’s basketball coaching staff was revealed to have been attempting to woo recruits by paying for sex workers to entertain them.