LET’S WATCH A VIDEO ABOUT 1991’S HOTTEST 5-6 FOOTBALL TEAM: VIRGINIA TECH

This recruiting video was produced by ADVANCED ENTERTAINMENT. Please say they were the Entertainment 720 of Montgomery County, and that the advance for this was spent before they shot a single frame. Tell us the entire story of how ADVANCED ENTERTAINMENT soared to the heights of making $300 cutting a twelve minute promo for the 1991 Virginia Tech football program, and then watched as their dream of making “Die Hard, but set in Roanoke” crumbled as they fought over the cash. We need this whole saga. We need it now.

My god, look at the size of that hat.