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LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS DUDE WHO THREW AN ALLIGATOR INTO A WENDY'S DRIVE-THRU

Related Topics: Drive-through, Wendy's, Alligator, Florida

A terrifying number of people have been simultaneously a) in the state of Florida and b) 23 years old. Individually, these are two of the most dangerous things you can be, to others and yourself. 23 means you are old enough to have some basic planning skills but not so old that you have any actual fear of long-term consequences. You have the false confidence that comes with the belief that graduating college has given you valuable life skills and wisdom, when in reality you're just the best at Jeopardy! that you'll ever be.

Florida means access. Access to what?