Maybe you haven't seen ESPN's commercial for the New Year's Eve playoff games. If that's the case, you can either close the tab now, guilt-free, or click play below.
So let's start with the casting choices for this commercial, which can be separated into three groups.
GROUP 1: Hi Please Watch Our Television Programs On ABC
This group includes Jimmy Kimmel, Ken Jeong, Tracee Ellis Ross, and Jimmy Kimmel's sidekick, Guillermo. They're likely here because they were asked to do so, to help remind you to watch their shows oh god please watch television don't force us to give shows to Vine stars.