AN EDSBS HOLIDAY SPECIAL
The following are all real quotes from Les Miles, which bizarrely fit with horror movies more than you'd think.
[a blood-soaked but clearly unharmed Miles addresses the collected media after a busy weekend]
SCREAM
The opponent proved to be a quality opponent...I think they have offense, defense and special teams. They are very quality. They made us earn a victory tonight. It's interesting when the opponent keeps playing and throwing the football and we keep answering.
I thought we improved in several spots. I think early on the defense played really well.