BUT THIS IS HARDLY THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN ON THE JORDAN-HARE FIELD LATELY
GUS MALZAHN, surveying the wrecked field at Jordan-Hare Stadium after this weekend's Kenny Chesney/Miranda Lambert concert: Oh, my goodness. I haven't seen anything look this bad on this field since November. I'm gonna have to give that Chesney fella a real talking-to about this mess.
[Kenny Chesney rolls up in a Jeep Wrangler covered in "Life Is Good"-branded stickers]
KENNY CHESNEY, dressed from head to toe in Auburn gear: Mornin', Mr. Bluth. Hey, I'm real sorry 'bout y'all's field, sure didn't mean to 'cause quite a ruckus, but here we are.