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Professional eater Joey Chestnut has been given one of the United States' most prestigious and desired positions, according to multiple reports—Chief Eggnog Official for the Holiday Bowl.
Yes, that's right, Chestnut will preside over the "eggnog dump," one of our most treasured traditions in which the winning head coach has eggnog poured over him in celebration.
Not only does everyone universally love the taste of eggnog, but having it dumped all over your body is the greatest of honors.
As for the football game itself, merely the appetizer before the "eggnog dump" entree, the No.