YOU HAVE NO WAY OF PROVING THIS DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN
[Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh and assistant coach Chris Partridge drive along a snowy country road in New Hampshire]
[Lindsay Buckingham's "Holiday Road" plays on repeat on the radio]
PARTRIDGE: Jim, why are we listening to this?
HARBAUGH: It was in the rental when I picked it up. I fell in love with it immediately. It's a great song. Reminds me of all the things I found out long ago. Like persistence. Fortitude. Determination. Stick-to-it-iveness. Gumption. Efferves-
PARTRIDGE: [turns up radio]
LINDSAY BUCKINGHAM: OOOOOO-OOOOOO-OOOOO-AAAAAD
HARBAUGH: EFFERVESENCE.