The normally entirely-on-the-level industry of organized dog racing was rocked this week, when evidence surfaced that a veteran dog trainer - in Tampa, of all places - may have been supplementing his dogs’ performance through doses of cocaine.
Frankly, I’m shocked. This is not what I expect from the Sport of Kings’ Dirtbag Half-Brothers, nor from the fine all-American city that gave us such luminaries as Aaron Carter, Channing Tatum, Ryan Nanni, and Nick Carter.
It’s shocking.
But it also got me thinking.
Cocaine Greyhounds is a great mascot for a college football team.