Last week, we marked twenty years since the release of Mike Judge’s seminal cult classic workplace comedy, Office Space. (Oral histories are available here and here.) In honor of this momentous anniversary, and because I didn’t notice it until this week, today I’d like to pose to you one of the film’s central questions:
What would you do if you had one million dollars?
Now, I’m going to frame this specifically in the context of college football. Let’s say a mysterious rich elderly relative passes away and bequeaths you the million-dollar windfall, with a specific caveat that you have to spend it on improving your favorite college football program.