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HOW TO SLANDER ANY MARVEL CHARACTER INTO THE THIRD ROUND OF THE NFL DRAFT LIKE A REAL EXPERT

We covered some of it on the Fullcast this week, but just to be sure here’s your expanded cheat sheet on slandering Marvel superheroes into easy third round picks like a real NFL Draft Expert.

SPIDER MAN

Head case, often immature in times of crisis. Undersized, gets knocked around in the run game. Constant financial problems could influence off-the-field decision making. As an orphan, it’s gotta be asked: Does he really understand being part of a team?

CAPTAIN AMERICA

Heard he might be older than he claims.