HOW GEORGIA IS THIS CRIME

GOD GAVE YOU TWO LEGS, THAT YOU MIGHT SACRIFICE ONE FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT

Many, many of you saw the story about the Georgia man who packed a lawn mower with three pounds of explosives, aimed his gun at it, fired, and then learned that the answer to this word problem is "one blown-off leg." The question you raised was a simple one: how Georgia is this crime? As always, we measure that on the Stipe-Ping Pyramid of Georgianity.

Question 1: Was a vehicle involved?

That's a tricky question.