Beat a dog like that and they'll make you the starting quarterback for the Falcons, Nick.
If he pisses like he calls plays then I hope Brian Schottenheimer wears galoshes.
Good news, Mark Richt! Read the Bible this morning. Your football team inherits the whole earth.
Saw a guy named Lambert get chased down for a few hours, so congratulations, Georgia; You made a Highlander movie.
Even the Persians didn't sack Athens that hard, Nick.
Give someone an Old Testament beating like that and the hedges in Sanford Stadium should catch fire and start telling you to grab a rock and take notes.