HIS NARRATION, ONLY PAIRED WITH THE FINEST SEC WILDLIFE FOOTAGE
Today, David Attenborough turns 89, and he's showing no signs of slowing down as the king of nature documentary narration. To celebrate Attenborough's birthday, we've put together a short script we hope he might take the time to record and send back to us. (We're assuming the BBC checks our site regularly, if only to see how we're liking Inspector George Gently.)
The moon shines brightly over the marshy banks of Baton Rouge. For many creatures, it is time to burrow and hide from the apex predator of the Louisiana wilds: Tyrfratosaurus Rex.