Halloween should be a time for horrors, so sure, CBS, let's keep Florida/Georgia on the holiday where we celebrate death, fear, and giving strangers candy as an alternative to them stealing everything in your house. We don't like watching football anyway. Pair it with something where we "have to take our kids out, or risk losing their love forever" and we have a legit excuse to start out at 3:30 p.m. with a wheelbarrow and not come back until the game is over. You say that's early? We say you're just late, and not willing to walk four hours in a costume with two young children crying the whole way just to avoid watching whatever atrocity inevitably happens in this game.
HALLOWEEN FOOTBALL COSTUME TESTING BEGINS
