These days, sports blogging requires writers to be light on their feet - quick to respond to breaking news and items that might interest fans at the breakneck pace of a round-the-clock internet cycle. Often, I'm writing my posts off-the-cuff during my lunch hour, in between bites of my salad [catches self, freezes nervously] [consults Internet Sports Media Personality Style Guide] - bacon. I only eat bacon. I freaking love bacon, you guys. I fry up these posts hot and crisp like my favorite food, which is bacon.
[cups hand over mouth, feigns higher-pitched voice] but Scott your pieces always seem so well-written, clever and coherent, you're not spending weeks carefully preparing them?