We're getting a jump on the novelty t-shirt manufacturers and asserting copyright over the following:
NOLE TIDE
WAR CHANTS VS. DEAD PLANTS
BAMA BANGS VS. PRISON GANGS
JIMBO GETS EM PAID
SABAN FAILED IN DADE
NO JACOB COKER RETURNS WITHOUT RECEIPT
ONE OF US WILL PROBABLY BE UNDER NCAA INVESTIGATION BY THE TIME THIS GAME HAPPENS
GRAYSHIRTS ARE THE CLOSEST ALABAMA GETS TO INTEGRATION
WE'VE GOT THE ELEPHANTS, YOU'VE GOT THE CIRCUS SCHOOL
THE JOHN BRANTLEY FAN CLUB BOWL
WINNER GETS DESTIN
LOSER TELLS CHIP BROWN THEY'RE INTERVIEWING AT TEXAS
THE WONDERFUL WHITES OF WEST VIRGINIA
(We know many of these are terrible but that's sort of how the novelty t-shirt business works.