IT'S SO EASY FOR THIS DUDE
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Coach Beamer getting a pedicure while enjoying a milkshake?
Yes, please!
HT @AyoKJones pic.twitter.com/Ea4wrdRxss — VT Football (@VT_Football) May 22, 2016HOKIEBIRD: OH SHIT Y'ALL IT'S THAT DUDE AGAIN, GOT MORE SHINE THAN AN ALBEMARLE COUNTY BACHELOR PARTY, YOUR FAVORITE SPECIAL TEAMS COACH'S FAVORITE SPECIAL TEAMS COACH, THE MAN WHO PUT THE G IN FANCY GAP, THE TURKEY LEG LOTHARIO, AKA MITCH B, AKA LIL BIG TURN UP, AKA ARCHDUKE FRANZ TURNUPNAND, WE ON AN ULTRAFIGHT BEAMMMMMMMMMM
FRANK BEAMER: (nods courteously)
HOKIEBIRD: MY MAN WON'T JUST STOP BECAUSE THE TEAMS STAY SPECIAL.