Pootie Tang is real, and it really is possible to fight multiple assailants at once with a belt. We’ve seen it. There it is, live from Starkville, Mississippi, wearing a Realtree hunting camo shirt and what we can only assume are Wrangler jeans, taking a strap to some understandably shocked dudes.
Special shouts out to the guy who throws a drink on him, though.
One might think this man is trying to distract or blind our belt-wielding Skoal Goliath here. There is another possibility, though, one one gleaned from years of watching rednecks brawl at tailgates: the Stone Cold approach, i.