[Will Muschamp awakens in a dimly-lit room]
[he is alarmed to find his ankle chained to a pipe]
MUSCHAMP: OH HECK NO IT'S A "SAW"
OFFENSIVE LINE COACH SHAWN ELLIOTT: Coach, calm down, we're here, buddy, just take a deep breath.
MUSCHAMP: I KNEW IT. I KNEW YOU WERE THE JIGSAW KILLER
ELLIOTT: Coach, we've talked about this on a number of occasions. I am not the Jigsaw Killer. I am not the Slenderman. I am not Chef Boyardee. Also, I'm not clear why you're terrified of that last one.
MUSCHAMP: The man's a wizard!