Dear Spencer,
I am writing to you from August 2015, a world in which Florida is still paying Will Muschamp to work in the SEC and Jeff Driskel is still an FBS starter. In this time, you and I continue to have a reputation as two of the most pessimistic, self-loathing Gator fans around (a distinction we can revisit in a bit), likely a deserved label, as I've just finished watching the entirety of the 2014 Florida-Missouri game. I did so knowing the outcome and having been warned on several occasions that I wouldn't enjoy the experience. You went to this game in person without either of those benefits.