LSU/Auburn 2006 was a 7-3 dog ESPN had to attempt to sell in their recap as "a classic defensive struggle." Classic can mean a lot of things, but here please interpret it as "an ancient text, filled with pointless violence written in a language no one understands anymore, where a lot of people bleed for zero reason and no one is happy at the end, not even the victors."
Tommy Tuberville is the Odysseus here. His best invention of war was the Trojan Horse Game, one where Auburn came in unranked, played their asses off, and upset an unsuspecting team.