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EDSBS CHARITY BOWL UPDATE: DAY FIVE AND SPRINTING TO A RECORD BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL

The update is this, in short: On day five of the EDSBS Charity Bowl, we woke up and saw that sometime early this a.m. the Commentariat blew through last year’s record of $52,000 for the week. The total is now $53,068.56 after just four days. This is astonishing and wonderful and makes us want to celebrate, which we’re going to do right now.

We invite you to dance with us for a moment to the closest thing we have to an official song of EDSBS.

The sound of charitable happiness in action is, in fact, “BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.