The update is this, in short: On day five of the EDSBS Charity Bowl, we woke up and saw that sometime early this a.m. the Commentariat blew through last year’s record of $52,000 for the week. The total is now $53,068.56 after just four days. This is astonishing and wonderful and makes us want to celebrate, which we’re going to do right now.
We invite you to dance with us for a moment to the closest thing we have to an official song of EDSBS.
The sound of charitable happiness in action is, in fact, “BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.