Year after year, the ESPN Body Issue answers the question: Are athletes’ butts really as giant and powerful in real life as they seem inside their clothing? The answer: yes they are, even when one may not want it to be. For instance: Golfer and Peak Australian Greg Norman is sixty-two years old and nude in the 2018 issue. You may not be happy about this, but your auntie? Your auntie is very happy about this, even if the photo shoot does sort of look like it should be subtitled “Fit Dad Has A Nervous Breakdown at TPC Sawgrass”.
DEAR ESPN: PUT BIG RED IN THE BODY ISSUE
