Earlier this week, it was announced that erstwhile University of Michigan Athletic Director Dave Brandon was named the new CEO of chronically-struggling toy retailer Toys 'R' Us. Naturally, this move was met with skepticism from college sports fans familiar with his somewhat rocky tenure at Michigan, but Brandon's experienced financial success in previous stops with direct-mail company Valassis and prank-pizza deliverer Domino's.
Could the former Michigan backup quarterback engineer a fourth-quarter comeback for the once-beloved toy behemoth? Well, our intrepid corporate spies have already uncovered some of the new products that'll he'll be rolling out shortly.