Recently, the Charleston Gazette-Mail reported that negotiations between West Virginia and Dana Holgorsen on a contract extension have come to a standstill. Through dogged Freedom of Information requests, we acquired a transcript of the last meeting between
(Tuesday, February 16, 2:27, West Virginia University Athletic Department offices)
ATHLETIC DIRECTOR SHANE LYONS: He's almost half an hour late. This is the kind of behavior that makes me wonder why we're even bothering to have these discussions. If Dana's not going to t-
(The door swings open suddenly.)
BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS: LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT
DANA HOLGORSEN: Sorry to keep you guys waiting.