The most recent scandal at USC — involving other schools, sure, but for our purposes mostly USC — has taught us so much in such a short amount of time.
It’s taught us that giggling when you hear the words “Stanford sailing coach” and imagining them capable of all kinds of caper-y fraud were both fine and logical responses. It turns out the Stanford sailing coach is up to exactly the kind of upper class-adjacent scammery they should be up to because — well, because honestly, shouldn’t a sailing coach be doing some kind of skullduggery?