Q: It’s the offseason now. I’m clearly not too fat from drinking and eating badly one or two or maybe three nights and sometimes full days during the season. It’s just typical holiday bloat, right?
A: Sure. Gaining fifteen pounds over the course of four months seems normal, and you’ve been wearing the same two pairs of ill-fitting pants repeatedly because you just like them a lot.
Q: So you gotta do this plan.
A: Bro I gotta do this plan. Have to.
Q: I have to do the American Sniper workout, right?