BLACKSBURG, Va. -- It is a point of disagreement among Virginia Tech staffers as to who was responsible for the most egregious mistake of the offseason, but new head coach Brent Pry is going to make sure it doesn't happen again.
"We need a 14-ounce ribeye, man! They kept trying to make it an eight-ounce sirloin," Pry explained.
And don't get him started on dessert:
"High school coaches don't care about carrot cake! We need, you know, the banana pudding with the vanilla wafers that they can fill a bowl with. They want chocolate chip cookies and brownies!