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BODIES OF WATER, RANKED

Related Topics: Tide pool, Ocean

Lake. It’s like a manageable ocean, your dog probably won’t get eaten swimming around in it, lakes >>>> ocean, don’t at us.

Ocean. Big carnivorous lake. Con: Filled with sharks. Pro: Filled with sharks.

Sea. Adolescent ocean.

Tide pool. Has hermit crabs and shit in it, that’s great.

Tarn. A lake formed out of a glacier’s scoop. They’re perfect and lovely, haters.

Sound. Deeper than a bight. Suck it, bights.

Fjord. Fjords are so cool they have an extra silent j in them, your man could never get away with an extra silent j.