Lake. It’s like a manageable ocean, your dog probably won’t get eaten swimming around in it, lakes >>>> ocean, don’t at us.
Ocean. Big carnivorous lake. Con: Filled with sharks. Pro: Filled with sharks.
Sea. Adolescent ocean.
Tide pool. Has hermit crabs and shit in it, that’s great.
Tarn. A lake formed out of a glacier’s scoop. They’re perfect and lovely, haters.
Sound. Deeper than a bight. Suck it, bights.
Fjord. Fjords are so cool they have an extra silent j in them, your man could never get away with an extra silent j.