Unless you're a broadcast television purist (and, if you are, what the hell are you doing here), you did not have to wait the full two hours CBS had planned to learn the contents of this year's tournament bracket. While the NCAA promises to investigate this breach, we decided to take matters into our own hands. Below is a transcript of the communications between the conspirators who pulled this off, exclusively made available to you.
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VOICE 1: Oyster, have you breached the perimeter?
VOICE 2: Affirmative, Mama Shark.
VOICE: 1: Ok, Oyster, the mainframe is directly below you.