The funniest thing to come out of Alabama having to visit a hate-farting sack of old OTB slips and half-eaten petrified McDoubles in the White House: the pictures of Alabama football players clearly not feeling the whole experience. For reasons. For very, very good reasons.
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The second funniest thing: They lost a signed football. Ball security is a priority in a well-oiled machine like a Nick Saban operation. It is something they teach, emphasize, and then emphasize again.
There are probably five former head coaches making $35k a year wandering around the campus at this very moment, looking for stray players holding footballs carelessly.