[A Big Ten referee, we’ll call him Dan, sits at home with his wife on a quiet January morning. They are reading the newspaper]
DAN: Quiet morning. [sips coffee]
DAN’S WIFE NANCY: Sure is.
[they continue to read in silence]
DAN: [chuckles quietly]
NANCY: [looking over the top of her glasses] What’s that, dear?
DAN: Oh, that Ziggy.
NANCY: [leans in] Honey, that’s a picture of Mitch McConnell. You know you need to wear your glasses.
DAN: [puts on thick glasses, squints] Hm. So it is. Still pretty funny, though.
[the house rattles perceptibly]
DAN: Must be the wind.