Joe Jamail, a legendary Texas attorney, billionaire, and football megabooster to the Longhorns football program, died on December 23rd, 2015. He once called another attorney “fat boy” in a deposition; He put his name on the football field Texas plays its home games on; He inspired songs written by Willie Nelson, and not particularly flattering ones. He’s still watching the games.
No, this isn’t just Hatin’ Ass Spurrier, there are Texas jokes in there—
Goddamn, Aggies. I mean, just, goddamn. Up 44-10 and you lose 45-44? You went sixty minutes and couldn’t muster one single solid point when you needed to?