Whoo, alright bruh, ya boy's been on a hot streak lately. CrossFit dropped their copyright infringement claim against me - we'll see who's "too pathetic to be seriously interpreted as a threat" when DossFit takes over the world, losers. Moved up to an apartment complex with a pool [cups hands, yells to no one in particular] THIS SUMMER IS GONNA BE LIT [flexes] and most important, THE mother-effin Ohio State Buckeyes are UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONS BITCHES [gestures to decal with that precise wording across front windshield of 2002 Civic parked in fire lane]. Ain't nothin' holdin' me back this year.
AN OHIO STATE FAN TAKES THE JEOPARDY ONLINE TEST
